{"product_id":"parallel-pours-tee","title":"The 6 | 9 | 3 Experiment Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eYour reality is what you brew.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis isn't just a shirt; it’s a glitch in the matrix. Featuring a clean, new sci-fi-inspired \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"89\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e6 | 9 | 3\u003c\/b\u003e design on the front representing our fractured roast timelines, and a definitive statement on the back for the true believers.\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Uniform\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhether you ended up in \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"24\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eReality 6\u003c\/b\u003e (Rich \u0026amp; Nutty), \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"50\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eReality 9\u003c\/b\u003e (Balanced \u0026amp; Syrupy), or \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"84\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eReality 3\u003c\/b\u003e (Bright \u0026amp; Chaos), this tee is the lens through which you see the bean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003ePair it with:\u003c\/b\u003e The \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/epoch.coffee\/products\/parallel-pours\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"18\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eParallel Pours Coffee Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the experiment.\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eThe Lab Report\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0\"\u003e\"We wanted a piece of gear that felt as technical as our roasting process but as comfortable as your morning ritual. Whether you're behind the bar or at the cupping table, this is the definitive timeline.\" — \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"208\" data-path-to-node=\"18,0\"\u003eThe Epoch Team\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Epoch Chemistry Coffee House","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48736696565983,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48736696598751,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48736696631519,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48736696664287,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48736696697055,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":48736696729823,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXXL","offer_id":48736696762591,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0364\/6144\/5259\/files\/Screenshot2026-04-01073920.png?v=1775039997","url":"https:\/\/epoch.coffee\/products\/parallel-pours-tee","provider":"Epoch Chemistry Coffee House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}